CHANNELING JOHN TRAVOLTA HERE! BOOGIE NIGHTS, DISCO BALLS, AND REALLY AWFUL HAIRCUTS...
THIS 7780 SIMPLICITY PATTERN IS A SIZE 7 BOY'S TO CREATE VESTS, SHIRTS, AND PANTS (AND NIGHTMARES...BUT WE'RE NOT GOING THERE...)
IMAGINE FREAKING OUT YOUR PRANKSTER SON BY FRAMING THIS AND HANGING IT ON HIS BEDROOM OR BATHROOM WALL JUST BEFORE A BIG BIRTHDAY SLEEPOVER. IMAGINE HIS FACE WHEN ONE OF HIS FRIENDS SPOTS IT AND POINTS AND LAUGHS, THEN EVERYONE STARTS LAUGHING.
MAYBE YOUR HUBBY'S OR BROTHER'S BIG 50TH IS COMING UP AND YOU WANT TO FRAME AN OLD PHOTO OF HIM WEARING SOMETHING SIMILAR, ALONG WITH THIS PATTERN, ATTACHING A SCRAPBOOKING STICKER THAT SAYS "VINTAGE."
MAYBE YOUR RESTAURANT OR BUSINESS FEATURES VINTAGE WALL DECOR.
MAYBE YOUR MOVIE OR SCHOOL PLAY NEEDS A VINTAGE LOOK FOR COSTUMES, OR, A COOL PROP TO BE HELD DURING A SCENE.
MAYBE YOU ARE A CREATIVE GENIUS AND CAN THINK OF
S O M E T H I N G
COOL TO DO WITH
T H I S?
IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM. OR AT LEAST SOMEWHERE NICER THAN AN OLD SHOPPING CART, LIKE WHERE I RESCUED IT FROM IN AN ANTIQUE STORE'S OFF-CASTS IN A CREAKY-FLOORED UPPER LEVEL...
