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WHAT DO FANCY FARM DOGS GET AT THE GROOMER?
WHAT DO FANCY FARM DOGS GET AT THE GROOMER?
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WHY DID THE PIG GET KICKED OFF THE TEAM?
WHY DID THE PIG GET KICKED OFF THE TEAM?
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WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THE FARMER YELLED, "HOGWASH!"
WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THE FARMER YELLED, "HOGWASH!"
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WHAT KIND OF JOKES DO FARMERS LOVE MOST?
WHAT KIND OF JOKES DO FARMERS LOVE MOST?
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WHERE DO THE COWS GET THEIR NEWS?
WHERE DO THE COWS GET THEIR NEWS?
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WHERE DO THE COWS HOLD THEIR FAVORITE CONVENTION?
WHERE DO THE COWS HOLD THEIR FAVORITE CONVENTION?
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WHAT IS THE COW'S FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
WHAT IS THE COW'S FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
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WHAT HAPPENS AT CALF BIRTHDAY PARTIES?
WHAT HAPPENS AT CALF BIRTHDAY PARTIES?
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WHAT DID THE CHICK PLAY IN THE SCHOOL BAND?
WHAT DID THE CHICK PLAY IN THE SCHOOL BAND?
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WHAT KIND OF BIRTHDAY CAKE DID THE HEN MAKE?
WHAT KIND OF BIRTHDAY CAKE DID THE HEN MAKE?
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WHERE DO THE HENS SHOP?
WHERE DO THE HENS SHOP?
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WHAT DID THE HENS USE TO UPDATE THE COOP DECOR?
WHAT DID THE HENS USE TO UPDATE THE COOP DECOR?
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WE HEARD THE SHEEP LOVE CLASSICAL MUSIC. WHICH COMPOSER IS THEIR FAVORITE?
WE HEARD THE SHEEP LOVE CLASSICAL MUSIC. WHICH COMPOSER IS THEIR FAVORITE?
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BABY GOATS LOVE MUSIC. WHAT'S THEIR FAVORITE SONG?
BABY GOATS LOVE MUSIC. WHAT'S THEIR FAVORITE SONG?
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LOOK AT THAT GOAT WAY UP THERE ON THAT MOUNTAIN! WHAT'S HIS NAME?
LOOK AT THAT GOAT WAY UP THERE ON THAT MOUNTAIN! WHAT'S HIS NAME?
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NAUGHTY HENS LAY SPECIAL EGGS. WHAT ARE THEY CALLED?
NAUGHTY HENS LAY SPECIAL EGGS. WHAT ARE THEY CALLED?
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WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THE HEN LAID HER EGG UP ON THE HILL?
WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THE HEN LAID HER EGG UP ON THE HILL?
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WHAT DID THE DEPUTY CALL THE DUCK THIEF?
WHAT DID THE DEPUTY CALL THE DUCK THIEF?
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EVERY MORNING, THE DUCK FAMILY'S ALARM CLOCK RINGS AT...
EVERY MORNING, THE DUCK FAMILY'S ALARM CLOCK RINGS AT...
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WHERE DO SHEEP LOVE GOING ON VACATION?
WHERE DO SHEEP LOVE GOING ON VACATION?
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